A big part of the SXSW experience is scrolling through the huge catalog of sessions that are available to attend. Most of these sessions have literal (boring) titles like “The Frontiers of Computational Thinking” or “The Changing Privacy Landscape”. Snore. Every now and then you’ll come across a session title that stops you in your tracks or at least makes you shake your head in amusement. Here’s a small collection of those types.
The Internet: F@#% Free Speech, F@#% Fair Use
How to be a More Inefficient Designer
Jedi Mindtricks for Entrepreneurs
No I Will (Probably) Not Redesign Your Website
When Quickies Aren’t Satisfying. Loyalty on Social
Disloyalty Marketing: Art of the One Night Stand
Assume and Make an Ass Out of You and Your Startup
World War A: Humans VS Algorithms
Screw Fuck No, Say Shit Yeah!
We Are What We Click: The Dark Side of Sideboobs
How to Not Hire and Retain Employees of Color
WTF Wearables
Why Can’t We Be More Like Disneyland
Let’s Be Evil! Malevolent Marketing 101
Smart VS Smart-Ass: A Brief History of Smart
Screw Privacy, Just Give Me Value for My Data
Cannabis: Past, Present and Exciting Future
We Want Your Body in Our Registry
Why Does The Internet Hate Women?
Everyone’s a Little Gay: Thanks, Social Media
Steve Seabrook: Better Than You
The Tao of Managing Eeyores, Tiggers and Piglets
Screw the Valley: The New Tech Startup Culture
Robot Petting Zoo
FOMO, FB, and Pot: Your Brain On the New Millenium
Seducing Strangers: How to Get People to Buy What You’re Selling
Massages, Menswear and Mystery with Combatant Gentlemen
Why You Suck at Making Your Life Decisions
